I was given a cookie

I was given a cookie today not just any cookie my favorite cookie so as I stared at this beautiful amazing cookie by the grace of God I thought to send it to my best friend Allyson Allyson and then text me back saying that not to eat it it's my crack and I needed those words because I was contemplating this is my favorite cookie I should be able to eat my favorite cookie. I was fixing to justify the moment but upon hearing her words about it being my crack I remembered it is not in my best interests and I ended up having none yeah!!!